I'm stuck in the tardis

I helped my dad put the new table and chairs together. We got the first chair wrong so the seat was sloping down. After that it took us about an hour and a half to get the other chairs put together. The table took about an hour to sort out, as we had to remove some packing staples from the table. After that it was a doddle, just bolting the table legs to the central pillar that then got bolted onto the upside down table like thing which was first bolted to the table. We then turned the table over and it was near enough done. We just had to get the extended table bit sorted, which was a 2 minute job. Not a bad days work really.