I'm stuck in the tardis

ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Kevin Paul Taphouse
Age:: 24
Height:: 5ft 8" and a half
Natural hair colour:: Brown
Eye colour:: Blue
Number of siblings:: 3
Glasses/contacts?:: Both for nerds, which is why i need them
Piercings:: nope
Tattoos:: not really my thing
Braces?:: never
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Blue
Band:: REM or Radiohead, it depends on my mood
Song:: Pyramid song - Radiohead
Stuffed animal:: several including a very battered and much loved teddy that i've had since i was 2.
Video game:: Resident Evil or Doom
TV show:: Red Dwarf
Movie:: The Evil dead films
Book:: The Hobbit or Return of the king - J.R.R Tolkien
Food:: pizza
Game on a cell phone:: I only play games on my gameboy advance SP
CD cover:: The Bends - Radiohead
Flower:: Flowers make me sneeze
Scent:: Strawberrys
Animal:: Lion
Comic book:: The X-Men
Cereal:: Seeing as kornflakes makes me puke and wetabix makes me crap my pants. Sugar puffs it is.
Website:: www.mugglenet.com
Cartoon:: Futurama
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: Does the recorder count ?
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: it varies upon my mood as to how i spend my time.

Like to sing?:: When i don't think anybody can hear me.
Have a job?:: I did have one, but i nearly jumped into the river because of it
Have a cell phone?:: Yes, but i only use it to text people. Radation bad MM'K
Like to play sports?:: I don't think you can play mountain biking ?
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: nope
Have a crush on someone?:: Kate Winslet Hubba Hubba
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Yes, i live in the capital of arrogant gits. Oxford, United Kingdom
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: 4 tvs, one is broken.
Have any special talents/skills?:: I'm a good listener and very kind to people. Or so certain people keep telling me.
Excercise daily?:: I ride my bike when i can, so no to exercising daily. I used to be a health freak once.
count? I can count to 10.
Like school?:: I left school years ago. muhahahaha
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Nope
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: yes i can. But only because i have to strengthen my feet up through exercises.
Speak any other languages?:: I was able to speak french once, then i forgot how to (i hate ze french)
Go a day without food?:: I went two weeks without food once or twice.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: 72 hours is my best time so far
Read music, not just tabs?:: I cannot understand music sheets.
Roll your tongue?:: Nay.
Eat a whole pizza?:: Damn striaght i do skippy
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yes because my best friend used to live over the fence
Cried to get out of trouble?:: It is not a manly thing to do. Crying.
Gotten lost in your city?:: It depends on how drunk i am
Seen a shooting star?:: Nope, too much light pollution in Oxford
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: nope, but i will get my ass to New York one day.
Had a serious surgery?:: If having 8 teeth removed when i was 7 and then 6 removed when i was 23, then yes.
Stolen something important to someone else?:: I hide my little sisters JoJo and Ashlee Simpson cds
Solved a rubiks cube?:: I cheated.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: I've gone out in my boxers before, my brother pushed me outside.
Cried over a girl?:: I might have done, once long ago when i was about 8 years old.
Cried over a boy?:: Nope, boys don't cry.
Kissed a random stranger?:: nope, who'd want to kiss old toothless Kev ?
Hugged a random stranger?:: I don't like being hugged, so that would be a no. Though i do allow one woman to hug me, she is very special to me. Saved my life in many ways.
Been in a fist fight?:: Nope, fighting is pointless unless it's a life and death thing.
Been arrested?:: Nope, i've never broken a single law.
Done drugs?:: I haven't touched illegal drugs. But i have been on more legal ones than you can shake a stick at.
Had alcohol?:: Vodka is my greatest weakness, with red bull of course
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Yes, but only because somebody had drank the milk with the laxative i put in it.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: Yes, i like pushing buttons.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a
holiday/etc?:: Nope.
Swore at your parents?:: I've never swore at my mum, but my dad is fair game. we like to wind each other up.
Been to warped tour?:: Nope.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Of course, to win a fight.
Been in love?:: Love is an alien concept for me. I don't like getting close to people, because of my fear that they will die.
Been close to love?:: Yep
Been to a casino?:: Nope, gambling is for idiots.
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Nope but i've seen people eating road kill before.
Broken a bone?:: Nope.
Gotten stitches?:: I nearly had them, but they just glued my skin together after i cut my head open.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: Nope, unless your stupid enough to want to catch a cold.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: Make that 5 minutes.
Made homemade muffins?:: Nope. i make Hagrid style rock cakes.
Bitten someone?:: Only when i was little.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Nope. I hate the evil Disney empire.
More than 5 times?:: never.
Been to niagra falls?:: nope, but i'd like to
Burped in someones face?:: I burp all the time, so odds are yes.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yep.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: yesterday morning (it's thursday now) though i don't see the point. My self harm involved not brushing my teeth, hence the loss of 6 teeth.
Went to the bathroom:: a good bowel movement always makes the day grand. Unless your me of course.
Saw a movie in theaters:: Prisoner of Azkaban. I plan on seeing 3 films this year. Starwars Ep III, The Goblet of fire and the first narnia film.
with: Myself
Read a book:: I read 2 books per week or more if i can concentrate
Had a snow day:: A few back in the 80's
Had a party:: A few. My 8th birthday was where the term the pink rocket was coined to name my house. And it's stuck ever since.
Had a slumber party:: Nope they are for girls.
Made fun of someone:: Sarcastic bastard i be, so what do you think ?
Tripped in front of someone:: Yes Emma Cox's boobs when i was about 11 or 12.
Went to the grocery store:: I went to sainsburys.
Got sick:: I am sick 24/7. i love my brain. not.
Cursed:: when i got rudely awoken by my dad.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: Apples
Black/white:: black, it hides all incrimnating stains.
Lights on/lights off:: Depends on if i can be bothered to turn the lights on or off for that matter.
TV/movie:: movies
Car/truck:: nethier, i hate cars apart from F1 cars. i'd like to do my shopping in one.
Body spray/lotion:: Womens stuff that is.
Cash/check:: debit and credit cards mainly
Pillows/blankets:: blankets. I get cold very easily
Headache/stomach ache:: Headaches and stomach aches
Paint/charcoal:: charcoal soaks up things in the stomach, though i've never had the misfortune to experince that.
Chinese food/mexican food:: Chinese
Summer/winter:: Summer
Snow/rain:: snow
Fog/misty:: Fog
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: I eat meat and i have killed and cooked my own before. In my misguided youth.
Boy/girl:: Gender roles are bollocks
Chocolate/vanilla:: Vanilla (my favourite milkshake flavour)
Sprinkles/icing:: icing
Cake/pie:: It doesn't matter, whats your favourite kind of pie ? Poontang Pie !!!
French toast/french fries:: Toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberrys
Ocean/swimming pool:: I canna swim
Hugs/kisses:: Both, though it's been a long time since i got ethier of them.
Cookies/muffins:: Cookies. For i am the Cookie monster.
p33n/bewbz:: I hate all aversions of the english langague. I'm a pedant in that regard.
Wallet/pocket:: Wallets
Window/door:: Doors because you can slam them into peoples faces.
Emo/goth:: Meh
Pink/purple:: Meh
Cat/dog:: Dog, not as evil as cats are. Cats will rule the world one day.
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short because i like being cool in the summer heat.
Pants/shorts:: Shorts, so i can show my hairy legs off and terrify people with them.
Winter break/spring break:: It's a holiday every day for me at the moment *snores*
Spring/autumn:: Autumn more mud.
Clouds/clear sky:: Clear blue skies
Moon/mars:: Mars
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: Very few. DTA as Stone Cold would say.
What are their names?:: D,R,A,O,C

Do you have a best friend?:: nope. i need to be alone sometimes. i don't trust many people.
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: Of course, but i know those those type of crushes never work
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: I get on better with women.
Have you ever lost a friend?:: People drift in and out often.
have I parted ways with a friend? Only two.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: Yes, actually about 10 of them. Ah school days.
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: You aint seen me right *touches nose and winks*
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: Of course, i speak my mind when i feel i really need to.

Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: I was there for a friend who needed someone to talk to, over something that i have been through myself.
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Listened to me and not judged me.
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: Not really, i shall see them all one day i expect
What friend have you known the longest?:: Osman
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: I feel remorse for many things
If so, what is it?:: I will not say.
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: not a whole lot. I like being alone, because i can and turn very nasty if i'm not left alone.
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yes, but cars are evil
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: nope
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: How long have you got ?

What do you think your friends think of you?:: Sarcastic bastard and some of them think i'm quite nice.
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: Once a very long time ago, before i went to college
If you have, with who?:: Nope
Are you single?:: yes and i have been since i was 16, when i noticed what girls were for, other than the biological mechanics of birth.
Are you in a relationship?:: I've never had what can be called a relationship.
single? Yes. These questions are being asked by rodney trotter i think.
If so, for how long?:: Too long
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: Yes i do.
What is your idea of the best date?:: something to eat and being able to talk without blushing.
What was your first kiss like?:: Weird, the girl turned into the local bicycle after she kissed me.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12 or 13
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Sometimes it can be and other times it's the best thing in the world.
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: Kissing is as far as it goes.

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Nope
Have you ever been dumped?:: Never
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Never
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: I've had a drunken blow job from a female friend, who regretted it. i don't remember much of it.
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: Mine say Mr Perfect, like my dads
Hat:: Yes
Hard:: Nay
Free:: i've only ever gotten free condoms, can't see why, i panic everytime a girl wants something more than friendship.
Space:: I want to create something that can travel faster than the speed of light.
Taste:: Coca cola or a womans lips.
Good charlotte:: Like all good capitilists, Bastards.
Red:: Reminds me of the time i split a toe nail open and blood went everywhere.
Deep:: My thoughts
Heart:: i don't have one apprently
Cord:: I have zillions of them, power cords, printer cords etc
Cheese:: on toast
Rain:: Means mud and a very angry mother
Work:: Drove me insane almost
Pedal:: I need new ones for my bike. spuds i think aka clipless pedals
Head:: i rule with my head, though i do listen to my heart
Bed:: Sleeping and reading books
Fluff:: in my belly.
Hardcore:: Erm
Race:: Doh
Knife:: blunt
Jump:: death
As you can see i don't give a crap about word games. I've played them too often and bore me to tears now.
I....
am:: Kevin the plonker
want:: medications so my brain will shutdown, so i can get some sleep
need:: to drink something other than coca cola
crave:: a woman who loves me. everyone wants to be loved i think.
love:: my FHM magazine collection. I like looking at the accident pictures, resulting from what stupid people do.
hate:: Hate feeds the enemy within.
did:: i expected to have sex before i was 24 god damn it
feel:: dead inside. i have no more strength left
miss:: my old life
am annoyed by:: stupid people
would rather:: be talking to a person face to face rather than on this machine.
am tired of:: life and people having a go at me
will always:: love others before myself
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Why like one when you can whore them all baby.
What time is it now?:: 2:19am
What day is it?:: Thursday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: about 2 years ago probably
How much money do you have right now?:: 50 pence
Are you hungry?:: Yes, but stomach is hurting
Whatcha doin?:: listening to my own voice, because i'm so arrogant it's the coolest thing ever.
Do you like parades?:: Women parading their arses in music videos ? then yes i like parades
Do you like the moon?:: Moon people ? erm no

What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: read a book or annoy somebody downstairs
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: nope, it's only funny to weed smokers
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Like Lord Voldemort the killing curse.
Have you ever had a picnic?:: once
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? Eh ?
What about sock em boppers?:: Eh ?
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: Socks but they are a 2 weeks old. i'm in a lazy peroid again.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: hell yes, people laugh at me behind my back
pretty?:: Fugly i be
sarcastic?:: If i'm the pope then that would be a no.
lazy?:: depends on how bad my depression gets. Yay for chemical inbalances of the brain
hyper?:: Depends if i get lucky in life
friendly?:: No i'm really an evil Dark Lord who is planning on killing all muggles and wizards.
evil?:: Yes
smart?:: I'm apprently highly intelligent.
strong?:: Strong willed i be.
talented?:: in the art of pissing people off
dorky?:: I'm a geek.
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont
know)
high:: My cousin
skip:: Skippy the bush kangeroo
dance:: Daniel, he can bust some moves
lonely:: monkzilla
pen:: Me
flower:: Racquel
window:: Gavin (from my college days)
psycho:: This person cannot be named
brain freeze:: Myself
orange:: the juice box
sassy:: Racquel
jelly:: Errr
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: selfish and stupid
love:: If i can get any then yes
drunk drivers:: Stupid people they be
airplanes:: i hate them
war:: somethings are worth fighting for
canada:: It's cool because ^Oni^ lives there and he is still british somewhat
united states:: meh
rock music:: Meh
gay marriage:: for
school:: Alice Cooper got it right the first time
surveys:: meh
parents:: meh
cars:: no
killing:: depends on what or whom is being killed
britney spears:: shes a crack whore, and by that i mean shes got an arse crack
coffee:: Nay ewww
pants:: I'd rather not see anyones underwear
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: i want to
Play strip poker?:: nobody is seeing my pasty white ass
Run away?:: nah thats silly
Curse at a teacher?:: Never, honest guv
Not take a shower for a week?:: Yep. it hasn't worked in 5 years. So baths it is
Ask someone out?:: i'm too shy
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: nope
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: not yet sadly
Go scuba diving?:: i canna swim
Write a book?:: I suspose i could write one, as if anyone would read it, is another matter
Become a rockstar?:: Nah Ozzy and Lemmy have done everything in style before Hetfield ever did.
Have casual sex?:: nope i'm not like that. i have amazing strength to say no to peer pressure.
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: no tears shampoo
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: many many many moons ago
What kind of computer do you have?:: It's black and i built it myself
What grade are you in?:: Thats american nonsense
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: Only if it's my little sister or as i call her, Ginger ninja. I love her really

Or just make out?:: nope i'm too shy to approach women

How many posters do you have in your room?::
How many cds do you have?:: too many
What time is it now?:: My head hurts