I'm stuck in the tardis

British
[X]You drink a lot of tea
[ X] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life (HAHA!)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[X] You have used the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ X] Fish and Chips are yummy...
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[X] It's football...not soccer
[ X] Telling your mate to keep his pecker up does not mean you're randy (Eh?)
Total = 6

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flip flops, thongs not flip flops
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie
[x] You know a Barbie is not just a doll
[] You love the beach
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned (ROTFL)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan
[ ] You have an Australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 1

New Zealand
[ ] You always wanted to play for the All Blacks
[ ] Rugby = Life, all other sports don't matter
[ ] You can do the Haka
[x] You only go to church for weddings and funerals
[ ] You usually refer to the smallest room in your home as the "toilet" though it may not be the bathroom
[ ] You know what "kiaora" is
[ ] You know the importance of the date 6/2/1840 (6 Feb. 1840)
[ ] You call everyone by their first name
[] If you're a woman, you certainly wouldn't go to the beach topless.
[x] You believe Americans are grossly obese, nauseatingly sentimental, arrogant sex maniacs.
Total = 2

Italian
[ x]The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (LMAO)
[ ]Your grandmother makes her own gravy.
[]You know how a real meatball tastes like. (HMM)
[] know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3

Mexican
[] You say member instead of remember
[ ] You speak Spanish or some
[ ] You like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[ ] You have ever been hit by a chancla.
[x ] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are
[ ] You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
Total= 1

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[ ] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] Any outfit you wear involves leather
[ ] Every sentence you say starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
[ ] You know all the cops by their first names
Total = 3


Irish
[ ] You love to drink
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair
[ ] You have/had freckles
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ ] You think President George W. Bush is racist (no just plain stupid)
[x] You like chicken
[] You like watermelon
[] You can dance
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes
[x] You like rice a lot
[ ] You are good at math
[ ] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] Most people call you Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] You go to Baulko
[x] You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
Total = 2

German
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good. (WTF Is American chocolate?)
[] You Speak some German
[] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[]You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2" (what a stupid question, it's not really hard not to be over 5'2)
[ ] You think of Americans as people with a high technical standard who are generally nice but all somehow crazy.
[ ] You expect the military to fight wars, not get involved in politics.
[ ]You like your bacon soft (unless it's on a pizza).
Total = 2

Canadian
[ ] You LIKE/LOVE/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[] You say eh
[ x] You know what poutine is
[x ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
[ ] You drink pop, not soda.
[ ] You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
Total = 2

American
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[] Hate abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[x] You don't know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner
[] Regularly shop at Wal Mart
[] Think only what the media tells you to think
total = 2