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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kevin!

1. Kevin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!


2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of kevin.


3. Research indicates that kevin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.


4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and kevin are all berries.


5. Kevin is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.


6. To check whether kevin is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten kevin will sink, and fresh kevin will float.


7. Kevin is the world's tallest woman.


8. Kevinolatry is the mindless worship of kevin!


9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like kevin.


10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for kevin, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.