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Oh how bored i am while waiting for something to download.....

posted by [personal profile] taperoo2k at 05:38pm on 14/01/2006


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kevin!



  1. Kevin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!

  2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of kevin.

  3. Research indicates that kevin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

  4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and kevin are all berries.

  5. Kevin is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

  6. To check whether kevin is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten kevin will sink, and fresh kevin will float.

  7. Kevin is the world's tallest woman.

  8. Kevinolatry is the mindless worship of kevin!

  9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like kevin.

  10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for kevin, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.




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posted by [identity profile] hakuoni.livejournal.com at 06:11am on 16/01/2006
In regards to number one, I think I'd rather be homosexual than confined to life support in a bed. :D
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posted by [identity profile] taperoo2k.livejournal.com at 03:33pm on 16/01/2006
I spend most of my time in bed, alone, musing about things that could never be....

Oh sod it, time to get that final fantasy XI beta going on my xbox 360.

Who needs anything else when you've got Bill Gates latest scam for world domination in your bedroom.
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